My dear cat became a fish! What backwards sorcery is this!? I sent it out to the forest and it brought me back another fish made out of jelly! I think I'll wear it as a hat! That's what you do with fish made of jelly, isn't it?
I can feel it sticking its noodly tentacle in my ear and tickling my brain! I suddenly have an affinity for peaches even though I'm allergic, I can see a bright rainbow of colors flashing before my eyes, and I've suddenly forgotten how to breathe. I think I should be concerned, but I hear a voice in my head telling me it'll be alright. And to inhale and exhale every three seconds. Isn't that nice of that disembodied voice?
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